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Step 3: Prep.
All the scrubs will get beer all over themselves, and you'll be fresh as fuck. You’ll notice that the beer (thanks to black magic fuckery) rushes out faster than a usual pour.
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Shortly thereafter, you'll feel like the baby alien from the movie Alien is trying to burst out of your stomach.
Tilt your can until you start to feel the air bubble move under your thumbs. Its best to use your dominant hand with this technique and try to visualize your thumb breaking into the beer can wall. "The challenge is getting the stewardess to willingly sell a passenger an unopened beer," Red explains. Thankfully, Thailand has an excellent selection. Make sure the hole is covered properly with your mouth to stop the beer from spilling out. Should your dental status prohibit the wolf-bite method, keys, knives, credit cards, or even a precisely applied finger are all viable means of opening up the aluminum. Bottle to your lips, release the straw, more black magic, liquid rushes out.
Don’t bash this drinking technique till you try it! Also, make sure you have a aluminum can as of right now, you can’t shotgun a beer out of a bottle. Not feeling beer or beer from the can? Press down until you start to feel the air pocket in the can. Use natures hand warmer for a few minutes and it should be good. Make sure you quickly get your mouth on the hole or you’ll end up with all the beer on the floor when you start turning it vertically.
Overdosing on water is a real danger. In an ideal world, college will open your psyche to many remarkable, diverse specks of knowledge, but the thing that’ll likely stick with you longest is being able to shotgun a beer like the beast frat-daddy you are.
Even though using this technique can splice your finger open, you might end up getting a free beer out of it! By then everyone else will be finishing or giving up as beer spills all over them. Once you turn the can upright, you should have gravity now on your side. Really, anything beyond a pilsner is flirting with trouble. Unless you’re some sort of savage hero, IPAs are not good for 'gunning.
Bottles require a maneuver called the “strawpedo”, which despite being nifty, is NOT shotgunning, so shut up, dude in the comments telling me I forgot about strawpedo-ing.
We’re not that picky though, any beer will do! Using a sharp object, like a knife or a key, poke a dime-sized hole in the side of your beer can, roughly an inch from the bottom. Once the an is open, air is allowed to escape and creates a force that makes the beer shoot down into your stomach. ", So, again: boats. If you go longer than 3 seconds, you're going to have a bad time. Thankfully, Thailand has an excellent selection. How to, just pretend like those are my thighs and not my dick. This moves an air bubble that is inside the can to one side instead of to the top, which will waste a lot less beer once you have made your hole. Not sure how? This might not make you the fastest, but it will definitely get you sub five seconds. Put simply, it’s a way to drink a beer.
When the signal to start is announced pull the ring pull and begin chugging.
The trick is, the longer it takes, the worse it will make you feel. "So... that's my least favorite."
Final product, size may vary. It will be more difficult to drink a heavy or flavorful beer quickly. Your email address will not be published. "Red: [Unintelligible, vaguely sexist gibberish]Guy: "Toast to the person 'gunning with you, who never expected to be shotgunning when they woke up that morning.
What you want to do is think of the glass as a tiny wave pool.
what is going on here #BodegaHostels #DayDrunk, A post shared by Bodega Hostel Group (@bodegahostelgroup) on Nov 17, 2019 at 10:01pm PST. When people don't believe you finished it, make your best "What do you mean I didn't finish my shotgun?" I've seen people do it in under 5 seconds and some faster, how is this so?
Clothes (optional) – if you choose this option pick ones that can take some spillage…. Often this shotgunning a beer method will take a few times to get down but you can get it on your first try! Unforgettable Travels. Keep in mind that: Make sure you watch out when you are doing this method when shotgunning a beer considering it isn’t the safest.
There’s a cleaner way to shotgun a beer can with this nifty koozie contraption. Holding it at this angle forms a bubble in the top of the can where you'll make the hole with your key.
While tilting your head back start to drink. From here gravity takes over and does the majority of the work. Place your thumb roughly 1-1.5 inches from the bottom of the can. Top 20 College Parties In the Nation 2014: Time to Schedule a Visit. I'm going to teach you how to shotgun a beer because fuck it, I guess I learned something in college. Unless you carry sharp objecs around to always be puncturing a can of beer, we suggest getting the famous Bear Claw.
Feel free to try again up, down or right and left.
"Red: "Lightly jumping up & down [is] a solid solution for removing excess carbonation in the form of burping. Safer. Very quickly. You want to use a can opener, key, or any other short object to make a small hole in the can. Tips On How To Shotgun or Chug a Beer Fast, Coravin Elite Wine Preserver System Review, How Long Does Red and White Wine Last After Opening. Get that throat ready to pound.
Step 5: The Prestige.